Hello Friends

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

fvming:

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it

pothepolarbear:

I’m really bad about taking care of myself. Sometimes I’m like “why am I so hungry?” and then I realize I haven’t had a real meal in like 2 days. So, this is a friendly reminder to eat some food, drink some water, get some sleep, take your medicine if you need any, and make sure you smile like at least 5 times a day.

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

baiolicious:

im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole

sickerrthanthe-remixx:

iamsos:

PREACH!!!!!!


🙌

sickerrthanthe-remixx:

iamsos:

PREACH!!!!!!

🙌

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again