hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it
I’m really bad about taking care of myself. Sometimes I’m like “why am I so hungry?” and then I realize I haven’t had a real meal in like 2 days. So, this is a friendly reminder to eat some food, drink some water, get some sleep, take your medicine if you need any, and make sure you smile like at least 5 times a day.
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
wtf kind of turtle is that
science of tumblr can you please explain this
im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole